I am a huge fan of crowdfunding because it gives people with great ideas, small or big, a chance to bring their idea to reality. And as much as I love seeing that happen, sometimes a special project that is completely off the wall comes into place that is truly amazing.

Meet the 2014 Kanye’s Pug Calendar. Each month of the following year will show a beautifully photoshopped Kanye West in some ridiculous pose and a very cute pug. In addition to these ridiculously funny pictures, each comes with an equally ridiculous quote from Kanye.

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The first reads “My greatest pain in life is that I will never be able to see myself perform live.”

I am a huge fan of Kanye, but even I think he’s gone way off the deep end. I can only assume that this must have been incredibly difficult to choose just 12 quotes for the calendar. Also, I think I speak for everyone when I say that I hope there is a fish sticks joke somewhere in here.

 

 

Here’s How Pugs, Kanye West, and Kickstarter Will Change 2014 (It’s Ridiculous)

 

Then there’s this gem, “I feel I’m too busy writing history to read it.”

 

This is so hilarious. Project creator Markus Muller, from Barcelona Spain, is an avid creative enthusiast who’s part of a group crazy about pugs.

To make sure that you get your calendar in time for the New Year, this project is only 10 days long. The funding period will end on December 15th so If you want a great conversation starter for the entire year, get one now.

THE STEAL - $15 for a great year and epic troll.